bitter bitter tea

Oct 31 '11

things i want to say on facebook right now

your kids are ugly and no one cares about their stupid ass costume.

I WANT SOME FUCKING DONUTS RIGHT NOW

oh, i see you’re easing into motherhood so well, what with being on facebook constantly. right on track with all the other moms!

DONUTS

I want to go home and cuddle my pets, yeah, including my cat, i know, i always said i didn’t like cats, but now i have a fucking cat and he’s pretty annoying but i saved his life so he likes me a lot.

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  1. anidee reblogged this from bittertea and added:
    I’m gonna start a “things...say on Facebook right now” posting trend
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